Saturday, September 27, 2008

The Sweet is Never as Sweet Without the Sour

Fried eggs atop white rice for lunch. And none of that juicy fried-in-butter goodness, but fried-in-three-inches-of-oil heart attack style. Throw in a little soy sauce and meal-saving diced tomatoes, and you've got a typical meal at my homestay. I'm certainly not complaining, as this food is free - my family is paid monthly by the Ministry of Education for their food and other incurred expenses. But I feel as if this blog is lacking a good description of my typical eating habits here in Taltal, Chile! For a nice (torturous) comparison, I'm even going to give a little summary of the three star dining experience at Portillo.

Breakfast is always a struggle, as it is in most countries. A struggle against time, willpower, and availability of substance. I usually find myself waking up at 7:35 for 8am class, so I'm left very little time to fashion any respectable sort of breakfast. Most days, I resort to an un-toasted piece of bread with some jam thrown on top, or in the best-case scenario, a yogurt with some water. Not exactly the most nutritional morning pick-up, but definitely sufficient to get the day started. Either way, at 9:30am I almost always find myself at the school-side
almacen, or small foodstuffs store, buying a cheese and ham sandwich with a chocolate milk for the grand total of $1. If lucky, the almacen will have a freshly-baked brazo de reina (literally: queen's arm) cake on offer, a particularly delectable shortcake with manjar (dulce-de-leche) stuffed inside and topped with heaps of powdered sugar. Needless to say, supplementing the meals I receive at home in Taltal is not so healthy!

I always return from school to get lunch around 1pm. The most popular meal by far is the aforementioned rice with fried eggs, something that the whole family genuinely enjoys but I find entirely unsatisfying. Besides this meal, there are exactly five others that I have eaten since arriving nearly four months a go - bringing the whole repertoire to six meals in constant rotation. The others are at least somewhat more appetizing and filling: spaghetti with a bolognese sauce, pork chops atop white rice, lentils cooked with ground beef and other oddities, white beans in a chicken broth soup, and my favorite, fried fish. But the fried fish meal comes once every two weeks, If I'm lucky, because my homestay mother Carmen refuses to get her hands dirty making the fish - that's Walter's job, she says - my homestay father. If I had my way, it would be the fish
every single night. The other options just don't satisfy my taste buds.

Dinner isn't usually eaten in Chile; rather, the nighttime meal is simply known as
te (tea) and is taken around 7pm. This consists of tea, which happens to be home-made and very good, and toasted bread with either butter and jam or mayo and ham slices. I usually opt for both, but try not to satiate my hunger by overloading on bread as I'm pretty sure I can see a carbohydrate-pouch forming around my lower abdomen. If a family does eat an actual nighttime meal, though my family does not, it is called once or once comida. This would normally consist of leftovers from the lunch of the day or maybe a delicious fish meal late at night. More importantly, we don't have it. I have resorted to protein powder, mercifully supplied by my father, and crackers for a lame attempt at nighttime hunger satiation!

So that's a pretty informative description of my eating habits here in Taltal - in general, very typical of the eating habits of most Chileans. Now, for the sake of comparison, let's take a look at the meal structure and content at Portillo. Note: though the ingredients are often very Chilean, the sheer size and number of meals is not very indicative of Chilean eating. Rather, the Portillo gastronomic experience is better described as sheer gluttony.

Full shank of lamb and mashed potatoes is what I sat down to just one hour after arriving at the hotel. Add the appetizer of some delicious soup or salad and then the myriad options available for dessert, and you can begin to see why I call Portillo sheer gluttony. In fact, the ice cream on offer for dessert is made in the hotel, and is easily some of the best I've ever had. Yes, Portillo is a ski resort, but during this most recent trip I often felt like I was on a foodie vacation instead of a ski vacation!

Sky Salivating over the Menu at Portillo


There are basically three and a half sit-down meals each day - the half being tea, which is just a coffee/tea and bread with jam offering. Breakfast is delicious, with a full menu of eggs as you like 'em, pancakes, cereals, yogurt and fresh fruit. Perfect start to the day really. Lunch is served at 1:30pm and is a more formal affair. Three courses always beginning with an interesting soup or salad - the soups always very hearty and the salads incredibly fresh. Main course for lunch is more modest than dinner, but still very substantial, and maybe too filling for motivating oneself to return to the slopes in the late afternoon. The lamb shank, for example, was overload...it was massive. Apart from the standard meat offering, Portillo also allows guests to choose from a vegetarian dish or a constantly-changing array of seafood plates.

Dinner deserves its own paragraph. One spectacular dinner that I will never forget went as follows: king crab appetizer, duck ravioli in a blueberry-merlot sauce, and a dessert I now forget...needless to say it was tasty. All three of us could not help but sit in amazement at how good that duck ravioli was - easily the best pasta dish of my life. One night a spinach gnocchi to die for, another night's main course of venison in cabernet sauce and a sauteed yellowfin tuna dish. Yet another included a spectacular seafood risotto that I couldn't get enough of. We truly became gluttons, eating a truly dizzying array of meats during the week: beef, pork, lamb, turkey, chicken, venison, ostrich, duck...and I'm sure I'm still forgetting some. The seafood offerings were endless, and endlessly delicious: tuna, salmon, congrio, king crab, Chilean abalone, razor clams, lobster, Chilean sea bass, flounder, hake, squid, octopus, scallops...and still I'm omitting more. It was like eating out at a new two- or three-star New York restaurant for seven nights in a row, yet we were at the same table, with the same two or three waiters at our constant service.

The service, oh the service. Apart from constant confusion during breakfast hour, the service at Portillo is legendary. Our waiter, Paul, did every single thing in his power to make this third Portillo experience the best yet. When we all ordered the same main dish for dinner, but still wanted to try the other dishes, he wouldn't hesitate to bring one or two more just to share. Any and all of my crazy dessert requests - like banana and chocolate ice cream with strawberries and chocolate sauce - brought out in a heartbeat. Cap that off with a birthday surprise for Sky including a cake (literally, they brought a cake), candles, balloons and ten singing waiters, and I'd say we had a truly unforgettable culinary experience. The only problem was finding stomach space to fit all that damn food.

Mmmmm...duck ravioli. Mmmmm...fried eggs atop rice. Not much of a competition, but definitely representative of my return from Portillo to Taltal in general. You see, Portillo is the cream of the crop in Chile, the place where the rich of Santiago go vacationing. While it is certainly expensive by American standards, it still represents an extremely good value when juxtaposed with elite ski resorts such as Vail and Jackson Hole. Yet Chileans pay even more than Americans to visit places like Portillo, as us gringos are exempt from the whopping 17% IVA tax...simply making it all that more difficult for middle class Chileans to go on vacation. Having now spent four months in Taltal, a place not exactly known for picturesque beauty or wealthy residents, I am able to appreciate experiences like this most recent Portillo trip that much more. Just as the duck ravioli doesn't taste as good without having eaten fried eggs atop rice three times a week, my life and upbringing in the United States doesn't feel as special without having lived in places like Taltal. Taltalinos aren't able to spend a week skiing at Portillo. Each and every paycheck goes to skyrocketing grocery prices, basic utilities, and clothing for the children. Skiing and eating at the Portillos of the world is truly a privilege, and I am more than lucky to have a father that is willing and able to take me along for the ride.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Portillo, “Narrow Valley”

Guest Starring Harry Potter and a 35 year-old

Man, it’s been too long. I’m sincerely sorry for the lack of blog updates…it’s been seriously lame. I guess I’ll just have to make up for it in the last months I have here in Chile.

Anyway, for those of you that don’t already know, this week I am at Portillo Ski Resort with my father and Schuyler. I have been looking forward to this week for quite a long time, and so far it has lived up to and far surpassed my self-imposed high expectations. It is mine and my father’s third time here in Portillo, and Schuyler’s first; needless to say it’s just as good the third time as the first, maybe even better. And though I can think of a number of Spanish words to accurately describe the Portillo experience, there is only one English word that I find fitting: magical. But this is probably because adjectives in Spanish sound a million times better.

Speaking of magical, my father and I have been blessed with the company of Harry Potter on this ski trip. Or at least that’s what four Argentines said upon meeting the man himself, also known as Schuyler Fabian. Apparently the Sky as Harry Potter craze is not just limited to North America! More fittingly, I think, they also mentioned the old standbys of Toby McGuire and Elijah Wood. Very sharp Argentines.

Let’s back up to the beginning of the trip real quick. I arrived in Santiago on Friday morning after getting a 6am flight from Antofagasta, and had a room at the airport Holiday Inn for the day and night. Yet this was no typical Holiday Inn! After checking in, I was treated to one of the most delectable hotel buffet breakfasts I have ever had. After a glorious little nap in the most comfortable bed I have slept in for months, I swam a few laps in the pool and went for a nice jog in the gym. I felt like I was in the twilight zone: pool, gym, real breakfast…this isn’t Taltal, I must be dreaming. In fact, I’m pretty sure I was dreaming, just in reality.

But after a few hours of forced relaxation and airport seclusion, I started to get restless and bored. I wanted to get to Portillo already! Also, the airport had no runway observation deck, a big deal breaker for SCL (Santiago Airport) as far as I’m concerned. My focus turned to the morning, when I would be meeting Dad and Sky.

Somehow the hours passed, and before I knew it I saw them walk through the international arrivals exit. Euphoria. We were on our way to the central Chilean Andes within minutes, passing through beautiful grape and avocado fields and gradually rising in altitude. Somehow my previous two trips here haven’t eliminated the element of excitement and surprise at seeing it all anew; coming to Portillo is like Christmas morning when I was eight. It is truly my happy place; the image or series of images that I conjure up when I’m experiencing the most dire of circumstances or moods.
We were in our room by 12pm on Saturday, clearly energized by the excitement of being here but also dead tired. Sky and I went to sample the first five-star lunch of many to be had here while my Dad slept, then got onto the slopes for a few late afternoon runs. Sky looks like he’s been skiing ten days a year for the last five years, and clearly hasn’t missed a beat. He was out there carving up the slopes right away. My Dad looked similarly well prepared, and I didn’t feel a single bit of “rust” in my first turns despite not having skied in almost a full year. It’s just like riding a bike…the movement and balance comes back so naturally after years of repetition. And despite the high altitude, I don’t feel too fatigued after the first four days of skiing, though I’ve spent just about every post-lunch afternoon relaxing far more than skiing. It’s quite hard not to when lunch is a three-course masterpiece, and renders the body comatose for the following three hours!

Much more to come on the week and the food, oh the food - an especially luxurious aspect of the Portillo experience. But for now, a few good shots!







Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Observaciones de Los Juegos Olympicos

Atleast half of Chile´s population stayed up (or woke up) to watch the Fernando Gonzalez - Rafael Nadal men´s finals tennis match from 5am to 8am this past Saturday night. Nadal basically re-colonized Gonzalez and the entire country of Chile with his convincing three set defeat. Though Chileans were clearly hurt by the loss, news sources quickly referred to Gonzalez as a national hero for winning a silver medal. What a change - silver in the U.S. is just the best loser!

Usain Bolt clearly went to the Terrell Owens school of sportsmanship: blow the competition away, then act like an a**hole. The Cowboys should probably offer him a contract.

Michael Phelps looks like Eli Manning.

Phelps´8 golds is obviously an amazing feat. But to repeatedly call him ¨greatest Olympian of all time¨? Please. Sure, he´s dominant in his sport, but so is Rafael Nadal right now, and no one is calling him ¨greatest Olympian of all time¨ for winning gold in men´s singles. Maybe if every olympic sport had 500 different events like swimming does we could begin to crown a single dominant olympian ¨greatest ever¨. Why can´t we just leave his title at ¨greatest swimmer of all time¨?


The gymnastics events remind me of the circus, and I´m kind of scared of the circus. Therefore, gymnastics kind of scares me.

Fencers spend way too much time waiting to attack. Just do it already!

Judo is an incredible sport. It´s like wrestling 2.0.

Why can´t there be indoor skiing events for the summer olympics? China could have built an indoor skiing park in about 2 weeks.

The Chinese basketball team is really just a live Chinese Yao Ming museum.

Men´s weightlifting can be frightening to watch. For my point of reference, see this.
Why can´t they have spotters at each side? Would have at least saved thius dude´s elbow. OUCH.

Rowing is painfully under-televised in Chile.

Fishing should be an olympic event. How does this sound for the event list: freshwater fly, freshwater spinning, saltwater trolling, drifting, fly, etc. Biggest fish wins. If any country could construct a perfectly flowing, temperature controlled trout stream in the middle of a massive city, it´s gotta be China.

Volleyball players are really just champion huggers.

Hasta Pronto Amigos. Sorry it´s been so long between updates...life has been all over the place recently. Will be posting many juicy updates soon, especially about the English debates I am currently preparing some students for. First round was this morning, and we came in last place, but for Liceo Politecnico in Taltal that´s quite a victory! Will tell all later...time to get my monthly gringo consumption fix of mall, movie, and pizza here in Antofagasta.

Thursday, July 31, 2008

Nice Shot of the Little One...

before finally loading a bunch to the SmugMug site tomorrow!


Wednesday, July 30, 2008

One of the Stunners from Peru

A Sneak Peak.

I Am Viktor Navorski, from Krakhozia

Remember Steven Spielberg's strange-yet-sweet film The Terminal with Tom Hanks?

Well, I (sort of) fulfilled one of my life-long dreams this past weekend by living in an airport (well, airport hotel) for two days - and not just any airport hotel - but one directly connected to the airport by walkway!

After the passport debacle that Cordelia and I endured on Sunday morning and afternoon in Lima, I decided to change the original flight I had scheduled for that night back to Tacna...especially since Cordelia's flight was delayed three hours and she would have been looking at nearly 9 hours in the airport alone. Therefore, my only option to fly back to Tacna was at 6pm Monday evening, the following day.

No big deal, I thought. Since it was Fiestas Patrias weekend (combined with the biggest Cuzco tourist rush of the year) and I knew that hotels and hostels in Lima would be horrifically crammed, I just planned on getting a room at the airport Ramada "Costal del Sol" hotel after helping Cordelia check-in for her flight. Once we had waited out the eternal line and obtained her boarding pass, we headed across the walkway to get me a room for the night. I just plopped down my credit card on the counter - after all, I had already resigned myself to paying a decent sum for the night - and a LAN Airlines official had told me that the only hotel was no more than $40 or $50 a night, a fair Peruvian price for a Ramada at the decidedly-lackluster Lima airport. Yet, one glance at a posted list of tarifas and I nearly fainted: STARTING at $350 per night for a SINGLE!? WHAT!?

After my ghastly reaction, the señorita immediately began to lower the price. "Ahh, I see where this is going," I thought to myself, as bargaining is a realm very dear to me after having spent considerable time in Peru. I played every card I could possibly think of, primarily pushing the "lost passport" angle for nearly 15 minutes until I had successfully bargained her down to a reasonable sum. I won't disclose exactly what this reasonable sum was, but let it suffice to say that the agreed-upon figure was far more manageable than the one originally quoted. Thank god for Peruvian bargaining culture and my ability to look poor and disheveled while traveling, for these have saved the day more than just this once.

And then as posted previously, after Cordelia's departure I slept like a baby, waking up at 9am to enjoy a wonderfully-decadent buffet breakfast complete with hot chocolate and cocoa puffs. A short aside: Sometimes I really love what Peruvian establishments offer as "typical gringo food": usually consisting of a bland sort of cocoa puffs and some variation on pancakes, or woefully under-scrambled eggs for breakfast; and the inevitable personal-size pizza for dinner. Is this really how American food culture has been communicated throughout the past decades? I suppose we don't have much of a distinct food culture to communicate, actually, as all seem to meld into one. Thoughts?

After this satisfying breakfast, I began to ponder the opportunities available to me at that very moment. I was living in an airport. I could go run errands, in my pajamas, in an airport. Oh boy. For those of you who know me well, this was quite an exciting realization.

I proceeded to run out into the airport, in my pajamas of course, to survey all there was to offer an aerofile and homesick gringo such as myself. Airport starbucks: check. Internet cafe: check. Duty free complete with tacky Peru memorabilia: check. Food court: check, with DUNKIN' DONUTS. Score. Large observation window from which to excitedly view takeoffs and landings of large aircraft: NO. What the hell of kind of airport doesn't have this? I bought a few necessary toiletries and returned, dejected, to my hotel room. My fantasy, living out of the airport for an entire night and day, had vanished into thin air with this discovery. For those of you who have seen The Terminal: No airport store job applications, no storage room card games with maintenance guys, no translating for unruly American travelers unable to speak Spanish, and most unfortunately, no Peruvian Catherine Zeta-Jones lookalike. Damn.

Still, I was able to post the most recent blog update from the internet cafe and send out postcards to our beloved Euro friends and family. Having returned to the hotel, I went for a badly-needed three mile jog on the treadmill and headed down to the spa. Ahhh, the spa. Just to note, this gray, rectangular monstrosity had turned out to be no Ramada, not even a Ramada on steroids, but more like a whited-out postmodern Montreal-style boutique hotel that had somehow obtained the gringo Ramada brand name probably to proffer some element of legitimacy, complete with a fully-stocked spa. I relished the eucalyptus steam sauna for a half-hour while alternating with five minute breaks in the Spanish rain shower, then took in all the glory that was the dry sauna. After that, a short stint in the jacuzzi and pool, and one of the best showers I've had in years. Wow, was I reluctant to return to Taltal at that point.

Yet with no pressing Viktor-Navorskian need to venture out of the airport to experience what the city offers, as I already knew what it had to offer (next to nothing), I was very content with waiting out the time before my flight to Tacna with a cold Cuzqueña in hand and a few gloriously-overpriced Dunkin' Donuts. Tack on a $10 GQ magazine and an entertaining collection of short stories, Brief Encounters with Che Guevara, and I was primed for departure by the time 5pm rolled around. Still, the homesickness, or at least that innate feeling of comfort that home offers, was burning stronger than ever, having been brought on by Cordelia's departure and my obsession with airport departure screens. Miami, AA flight 957: mmm, warmth, beach, sun, close to home. Houston, CO flight 1091: ooo, Texas, football, Sonic burger, cross-country trips, close to home. New York, LA Flight 518: we won't even go there, I couldn't even bring myself to think about just how quickly that 7.5 hour flight would take me home.

With a sense of reluctant yet faithful purpose and duty, I dragged myself over to gate 5 to await my flight to Tacna. Leaving the enchanting Peru, let alone this little portal to home and the rest of the world, was difficult, yet I boarded the plane content with the knowledge that I have so much English left to teach, so much Spanish left to learn, and so many people left to meet.

Vamos Amigos...onward and upward!

Monday, July 28, 2008

Feliz Fiestas Patrias!

Yes, I`m still alive (how: I`m not so sure).

Hello from Lima, Peru, where it is currently Fiestas Patrias, or independence day. I have spent the last day and night pretty much entirely in Jorge Chavez international airport here in Lima, despite an ill-fated excursion with Cordelia into the Miraflores district.

Ill-fated is only somewhat misleading, as we actually went on two separate excursions into the city; one having been extremely unsuccessful, the other fairly enjoyable.

Upon arriving yesterday to Lima airport at 9am, Cordelia and I stored our luggage and headed in to Miraflores to revisit my beloved ceviche paradise, Punto Azul, and see an English film (we were gunning for Batman). Our first stop was the Scotiabank ATM in order to sacar the appropriate funds to enjoy our little day trip. However, upon checking my backpack for the all-purpose passport/Chilean ID/ATM card and credit card holder, a wave of horror began to flood over me. IT WASN`T THERE.

People, to say that I was scared would be a complete understatement. It wasn`t just my ability to access money that was lacking; in addition, I had absolutely no way to return to Chile as my passport, Chilean ID, and visa were in that pouch. I was really not looking forward to a two-week prison term in the gray, misty depression hole that is Lima.

Yet after searching through all my possessions and receiving negative responses from every possible number at the airport, including the taxi driver`s cell phone, my options were not looking all that promising. Realizing that we had no choice but to return to the airport to search for ourselves, Cordelia and I hopped back in a taxi to start investigating. Still, by 1pm, we had no leads after speaking to every security agency, lost-and-found office, and LAN airlines official...and we were seriously considering facing our fate and starting the whole process of reclaiming our identity.

And then Cordelia, in all her infinite 17 year-old miraculous god bless her wisdom, suggested that she go check at the call center that we had briefly stopped in to make a call earlier that morning. Upon returning, she managed the most misleading and heart-breaking look of resignation before switching to a massive smile...SHE HAD FOUND IT. It was still in the phone booth we had used. Unbelievable.

And with that discovery, she could return to New Jersey, and I to my beloved mini-village on the sea, Taltal. We then headed back in to Miraflores to enjoy a wonderful fresh seafood lunch at Punto Azul and hang out at LarcoMar, a gringofied shopping mall built into the cliffs of Lima. Although we were too late in arriving at the theater in order to enjoy Batman, we just hung out: Cordelia ordered a coffee at gringobucks, we got a few drinks at my favorite sports bar from last summer, and we finally returned to the airport completely satisfied and she ready to get home to New Jersey. Almost as a small concession to my fragile emotional state (as I was definitely not looking forward to parting ways with Cordelia until Christmas), her flight was delayed three hours, and we spent the last bit of time together in an airport hotel I reserved for myself for the night (more on this later).

Finally, she being eager to return to her friends, our parents, cats, and her unbelievably comfortable bed, I walked her over to the depature area and saw her off at 12am, despite having a very strong urge to just destroy her passport and ticket and bring her back with me to Chile. Fighting back tears and relishing that all-too rare choking feeling, I reluctantly returned back to my airport hotel room to have what was probably the best sleep of the last two weeks, undoubtedly aided by the zero feet of altitude!

Now, as I await my flight back to the border of Peru and Chile, I cannot believe that the next time I will see Cordelia will be Christmas Eve. We had an incredible yet taxing trip together (many details to come), and I am already scheming up our next brother-sister expedition!

Any suggestions?